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Hi, I'm Lush.
23•Pansexual•Genderfluid
they/them pronouns.

I love Bioshock more than most people love their own children.
Feel free to message me anytime about anything. I love making friends (๑>ᴗ<๑)

If you send me stupid things on anon, my only response will be dick gifs.
That said, my blog is sometimes nsfw.

My soulmate is utterly fantastic, by the way. Go give them love and follows >w<
And my moirail is pretty much completely avesome. Go follow her, too.
Porygon
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SLYTHERPUFF

modestdemidov:

sizvideos:

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actually it’s hunting lmao puffers eat snails

Fashion! Put It All On Me ➝  Nicolas Jebran f/w 2014-15

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

thatfunnyblog:

 

Ingenuity.

I AM DONE

overratedsuicide:

flyingonmymagiccarpet:

atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

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This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck  gold.

OH.MY.GOSH. I’m laughing so hard

this is very clever and I love it

manaphy:

remember when mabel in gravity falls made her own memes

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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duessa:

OH MY FRIGGIN GOD IT’S A SOOT SPRITE