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Hi, I'm Lush.
23•Pansexual•Genderfluid
they/them pronouns.
(my pronouns vary. I won't be upset if you accidentally use the wrong one :3)
I love Bioshock more than most people love their own children.
Feel free to message me anytime about anything. I love making friends (๑>ᴗ<๑)

If you send me stupid things on anon, my only response will be dick gifs.
That said, my blog is sometimes nsfw.

My soulmate is utterly fantastic, by the way. Go give them love and follows >w<
And my moirail is pretty much completely avesome. Go follow her, too.
Porygon
 splicers splicing
SLYTHERPUFF

scoutology:

oh so because I’m on my back and can’t get up makes me defenseless and cute well you’re wrong I’ll mess you up you see these talons I will destroy you

scoutology:

oh so because I’m on my back and can’t get up makes me defenseless and cute well you’re wrong I’ll mess you up you see these talons I will destroy you

Video game meme: [1/7] video games ― Bioshock Infinite (2013)

"The mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create memories where none exist." - R. Lutece, 1889

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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And that was the first time I saw a penis

July 23 14 // 450,907 notes

axleheart:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

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July 23 14 // 25,447 notes
paddle8:

Zevs I "Liquidated YES (¥€$),” 2012 I The Currency Auction I Jul 15 — Jul 23

Am I the only one that thinks it&#8217;s incredibly ironic that this thing that the artist basically describes as a statement against capitalism&#8230; is selling for $2000?

paddle8:

Zevs I "Liquidated YES (¥€$),” 2012 I The Currency Auction I Jul 15 — Jul 23

Am I the only one that thinks it’s incredibly ironic that this thing that the artist basically describes as a statement against capitalism… is selling for $2000?

moosecannoncop:

Homestar Runner is returning! At some point! In the vague, unspecified future! Yaaay

moosecannoncop:

Homestar Runner is returning! At some point! In the vague, unspecified future! Yaaay

susan-aka-teneight:

People I am jealous of:

  • people who have had their Strong Bad Email answered
  • people who own a Kick The Cheat
  • I think I’ve pretty much covered it
July 22 14 // 26 notes

the eternal struggle: 

  • Wear my binder to work tomorrow and be physically uncomfortable for hours
  • Don’t wear my binder to work tomorrow and be mentally uncomfortable for hours

July 20 14 // 4 notes

kawaiiasaurus666:

fromthemarinadistrict:

FUCK

PLEASE CREDIT THE ARTIST; THE MERTAILOR!! HE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME ON THESE TAILS AND THEY ARE HOW HE SUPPORTS HIMSELF AND HIS BOYFRIEND!! CREDIT ARTISTS! ALL OF THESE TAILS ARE HANDMADE BY HIM!!

His website is :https://www.themertailor.com/

His Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mertailor

infuckingdeed:

octopus babies you guys
OCTOPUS BABIES
LOOK AT THEIR TEENSY LITTLE TENTACLES

infuckingdeed:

octopus babies you guys

OCTOPUS BABIES

LOOK AT THEIR TEENSY LITTLE TENTACLES

daysofxavierspast:

zeelaonmars:

scalestails:

are u fucking kidding me

octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok

"NOPE".

daysofxavierspast:

zeelaonmars:

scalestails:

are u fucking kidding me

octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok

"NOPE".

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

ashakitaisaloser:

Inspired by Husky shaming; I imagine Arcanines to be Huskys at heart.
Inbox me ideas for pokemon shaming! I wanna get back into art and it’s such a good warm up exercise!

ashakitaisaloser:

Inspired by Husky shaming; I imagine Arcanines to be Huskys at heart.

Inbox me ideas for pokemon shaming! I wanna get back into art and it’s such a good warm up exercise!