It’s been almost five years, and I still applaud after Coach Z’s bit because it’s probably the only time he’s ever rapped WELL.
gamers dont take hot showers
they take -y ones
Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
these people try to fade me
Ultimate Senor Cardgage fan appreciation post!
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oh so because I’m on my back and can’t get up makes me defenseless and cute well you’re wrong I’ll mess you up you see these talons I will destroy you
Video game meme: [1/7] video games ― Bioshock Infinite (2013)
"The mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create memories where none exist." - R. Lutece, 1889
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis